WRONG END OF THE STICK

Now i dont know about you, but my daughter is always on diets and always does her own shopping.

I took her for her weekly shop the other day then brought her home where she unpacked and put away the afore mentioned consumables,
She then came into the livingroom munching a snack,
Not recognising what she was eating I inquisitively asked what she had in her mouth,

Imagine my shock when she replied A Crab’s Dick,

My first thought was that must have been a big Crab, I would be proud to have one that size in relation to the crustaceans size, second thought was is this a new fashionable trend, seafood genitalia.

Puzzled by this and in full pondering mode I needed a drink, so went into the kitchen to grab a cold one from the fridge, and it is then when I noticed on the worktop an empty wrapper, which upon inspection was labelled Crabsticks,

My only emotion I can tell you is immense relief and the thought that If  I look her in the face and  I catch  a smell of her breath I do not think of seafood reproductive organs, it isn’t easy bringing up your family.