THE CHASE

Just seen an advert with Bradley Walsh in a Posh Restaurant asking the question, ” What can you get for a Tenner these Day’s” .He looks at a plate with  tiny amount of pretentious Food on it, Then Walks to a Frozen Food Supermarket.

1. 1.   ‘WHAT THE HELL’ do you expect in a Top Restaurant for a Tenner Its not Mackie D’s or KFC.
   2.  Why is He There if He only has a Tenner’
   3. Why does He suddenly leave and decide to shop for uncooked Food to take it home for Home Cooking.

1. If He is that strapped for cash, Then was He only in the Restaurant to Sit down and rest His Legs on the way to the Supermarket.
2. Did he pay for the Posh meal on the plate

Now I am in A Position to Answer Bradley’s inital question, Being a Resident of North Manchester, And It is: 2 Kebab’s and a Garlic Bread with Cheese, Cooked for Me by Experts and Delivered to my Door, For a Tenner Job Done. Now I and my Family Love Bradders, And think He is a National Institution and Love The Chase, Which brings Me to another point. At the Cashbuilder Round of The Chase , Why do the Chasers go off Stage during this particular Part, Then return afterwards, I have a couple of Theorys on this. 1-They have a BLADDER problem which requires regular attention. 2-They Rush off to Satisfy A non-Prescription Addiction which entails Straws and Credit Cards. Either way they return and provide a Pretty Compus Mentis Performance, True Professionals, Love the  Program. Another Thing is the Adverts in the Breaks, Don’t you think the Two Biddy’s , Spying into other People’s  Houses while they Serve Food to their Families, Should be issued with ASBO’s. If somebody was using Binoculars and other covert way’s to spy on My Family while I Ate I would be straight on to the Police, Don’t they know they could be sat at home at that time of the evening watching the Chase instead.