READY MEALS

Have you seen the advert where Ronnie Corbett is talking to an elderly couple in their house about ready meals, he turns to the lady and say’s
”Margaret you look like you enjoy Wiltshire Farm Foods”

Well excuse me if i’m wrong, but if I was that lady I would be highly offended by a man commenting on my weight and  would respond with,

 How dare you, do you think I like looking this way, you walk into my house making personal remarks and accusations about me eating too much,trying to belittle me in front of that cameraman, what will you pick on me about next,my hair,my bunions,my moustache or my incontinence,
If you were in my predicament where the only exercise you get is walking to the toilet, reaching for the remote control or using the microwave to heat up these bloody meals then maybe your stomach would get a little flabby,
The only reason I have the meals delivered is because I fancy the man that drops them off and fantasize about him.
Now I think it is time you left my house you vertically challenged funnyman before I call the police or set upon you with my walking stick.