Misheard Song Lyrics

Misheard Song Lyrics

A collection of some of the best misheard song lyrics on the internet

Atomic kitten-Whole Again,

‘ You can lick me hole again’

whitesnake-Aint no love in the heart of the city,

‘ Anal love in the heart of the city, Anal love in the heart of town’

Abba-Dancing Queen,

‘ See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen’

Robert Palmer- addicted to love,

‘Might as well face it your a dick with a glove’

REM- Losing My Religion,

‘Lets pee in the corner lets pee in the spotlight’

Alice Cooper- Poison,

‘ I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed’

J Geils Band- Centerfold,

‘ My anus is a centrehole’

Nirvana- Smells like teen spirit,

‘ Here we are now in containers’

Bee Gees- More than a woman,

‘ Your mans a woman,your mans a woman to me’

Bryan Adams- Summer of 69,

‘ Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time. played it…’

Joni Mitchell- Big Yellow Taxi,

‘A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot’

Queen- Bohemian Rhapsody,’

Saving his life from this warm sausage tea’

Whitney Housten- Saving all my love,

‘Cos i’m shaving all my muff for you’

Madonna- La Isla Bonita,

‘ Young girl with eyes like potatoes’

Toto- Africa,

‘There’s nothing that a hundred men in Morecambe ever do’

Hot Chocolate-You Sexy Thing,

‘ I remove umbilicals ‘

Beatles-Lucy in the sky with diamonds,

‘The girl with colitis goes by’

Bon Jovi-Living on a prayer,

‘It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not’

Bob Dylan-Blowing In The Wind,

‘The Ants are my friends and they’re blowin’ in the wind’

Madonna-Like A Virgin,

‘Like a virgin, touched for the Thirty-First time’

Paul Young- Every Time You Go Away,

‘Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you’