FASHION

Onesies

What the **** are they about Where an adult Dresses as a Baby in Public,
It’s the sort of thing you would expect to see on a late Night Fetish Channel Not when you are going round in Your Local supermarket.
The only explanation I can think of is that the perpetrators have gone through some sort of Regression Hypnotherapy and it has left Them Damaged to the extent where they only feel comfy as a baby.

Anyway if they turned up for work in one, Or go for a Job Interview I don’t think it would impress anyone,

Example: ” Hi Please sit down and tell Me what You could bring to this position” ,
”Well I think I could do the Job well, I only need my nappy changing twice during shifts, don’t cry anymore or dribble, But am not too sure about the dark Uniform and Flashing Lights on the Cars, It scares Me a bit. Nuff Said.

Wannabe  Homeboys

You must have seen them, T- Shirts ok But the Jeans where the Crotch Nearly touches the Pavement.
When i was a Lad tight Jeans hugging Everything were the rage,

 Nowadays copying the American ghetto is fashionable for the British Youth where the Homeboy’s probably can’t afford well fitting clothes Hence the Lower than should be waistline, more from necessity than convenience being mimicked by our good old would be English wannabe Gangsta types, With off the cuff Quotes of Semi Literate US dialect, Dreaming that they are Cool to their ‘ Homies’

The real Respect is due to their Mothers, Who keep their Underpants in whiter than white condition as I can confirm due two thirds of their Undies being on show to the General Public.

Women’s  Fashion

OMG, I mean Yeh but No, Lets talk no shame Fashion, I think Manchester must have the most embarrassing trend going on.

What I am talking about is leg wear.

Girls and single mums wearing leggings so tight they look like a really Dark Spray Tan.
I was just walking down an isle in my local supermarket when I was visually met with what i can only describe as a Female Max wall Impressionist.

Now if females want to wear clothing that leaves nothing to the imagination then surely it would be prudent to not accentuate Your biggest parts.

I spent the rest of my shopping experience trying to mentally put meals together in my head, to eventually walking out of the shop with a trolley full of Peaches,it’s just not fair on the shopping Public.